Top Ten Friday

Welcome to Top Ten Friday, where I break it down!

Today I thought it would be funny to share with you random texts that I have received from some of my friends. A couple of them (which ones you may never know) are ones that I actually sent out, see if you can guess which ones...

Top Ten Texts Messages I Have Received From My Friends

10. Wine smoothie…not as good as I had hoped.

9. Either way, he was missing a nipple.

8. You should have told me I was still wearing my 3D glasses before you told me it was ok to go home with him.

7. Yeah, it was one of those nights. First call I got this morning was from the Visa Fraud Department.

6. He came in, asked for duct tape, put an ex on the floor with said tape, then said he was going to “pass out” right there…cocky or strategic?

5. He just said he finds Jay Leno to be hilarious…clearly things between us will not work out.

4. He totally didn’t remember me until I turned around 360 degrees…once he saw my ass he blurted out my first and last name.

3. His blackberry tasks were, 1) take names and 2) kick ass.

2. I watched Jersey Shore just so I knew what rock bottom looked like when I hit it.

And the #1 most random text message I have ever gotten from a friend:

1. Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles aren’t as good as my beer goggles…should have listened to you.