Friday, January 15, 2010
Top Ten Friday
Welcome to this weeks edition of Top Ten Friday where I break it down...
Top Ten Rules for Men on Women
10. Call when you say you are going to call
9. The correct answer to “do I look fat” is never ever “YES”
8. None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed
7. Hat does not equal shower just as aftershave does not equal soap
6. Answering “Who was that on the phone?” with “Nobody” is never going to end that conversation
5. No means no. Yes means yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time and it could change without notice.
4. Think boxers or boxer briefs
3. Victoria Secret, good…Fredricks of Hollywood, bad
2. Buying dinner is not foreplay
And the number one rule for men on women…
1. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that we have to go through labor while you are out smoking cigars with your buddies isn’t fair either, but it does balance everything out.