I feel like some of my recent posts have taken a turn to the serious side, so today, I thought I would spice things up with another shopping excursion I had recently…enjoy!
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The other day I decided I needed new pillows on my bed. I get this way every year or so, but I hate to shop for pillows about as much as I hate to shop for clothes that I actually need! Thank God for online shopping. I don’t know what made me think I would be able to find the perfect pillow online, but I did. You would think shopping for a pillow would be like shopping for a mattress, you would want to take it for a “test drive” so to speak. You know, check it out for firmness, stability, the ability to bounce back night after night. But I took a chance with this pillow and purchased it sight unseen, and I LOVE IT!
Here it is people…every single woman’s dream come true…the Hug Me Pillow!
No need to be sad anymore at the prospect of waking up alone day after day! This pillow is perfect for those of us that don’t want to spend the rest of our nights alone in bed. For years we have sat on the sidelines and watched the single men in our lives enjoy meaningful connections with blow up plastic dolls! Why not have our chance too? I have found the perfect pillow that not only snuggles with us at night, but won’t make us feel like crap in the morning because it can’t get up and leave without saying a proper good bye? Now we can enjoy all of the benefits of conventional love without the hassle! No sleeping in an empty bed again. Just think…for the low cost of $20.97 (plus tax and shipping) we can continue on with our ability to remain in unhealthy romantic relationships, at the envy of all our friends!
WARNING: don’t freak out if you wake up in the middle of the night and realize that the man you were dreaming about only has a soothing polyester arm and partial torso…remember it’s just a pillow and not a real man!
This pillow is perfect for a series of one night stands with no expectations! Just like a real man, you will be felt up in the middle of the night, however, with the Hug Me Pillow, you can just roll over and ignore him without the frustrating grunt of a horny man!
Read some of the fantastic reviews below before purchasing your own!
“I sleep with 5 of them…I can’t explain it, but now I feel like one complete person” -Anonymous
“It doesn’t matter why you need/want the pillow, what matters is you won’t regret it.”- AuthenticOpinion4u
“Doesn’t talk back or snore.” – Anonymous
“I gave this pillow to my ex-daughter-in-law and she thought it was a great gift. She even named the pillow ‘Dick’”- jazminjj
Hurry ladies, last time I checked, Overstock.com only had 1.5 million pillows left in inventory. One final note. It also says that the sleeping shirt is machine washable, but the pillow is dry clean only. Can you imagine the awkwardness of taking this pillow in to be dry cleaned? I’m just saying…
I can't imagine walking into someone's bedroom, and there, at the top of their bed, was this pillow.
ReplyDeleteNow that's some awkward small talk.