Friday, April 30, 2010

Top Ten Friday

Welcome to another edition of Top Ten Friday where I break it down.

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I was in Cincinnati yesterday for business and had to make an unexpected stop at WalMart on my way home. I was looking for a Target or SuperTarget because I despise WalMart, but couldn’t find one.

A few years ago, I swore I would never walk into a WalMart again, but yesterday, left me with no other options…So while I was patiently waiting in line with my one item behind the 10 people in front of me who were taking their own sweet time with super full carts and government checks, I was trying to think of ways to kill time.

Seriously, why does WalMart offer one thousand check out lanes but only open one at a time? I just don’t get it.

Anywho, in honor of my last visit ever to WalMart, I give you the Top Ten Things I like to do when I’m bored at WalMart.

You’re Welcome!

10. Ask to put a pack of gum on layaway.

9. Ride a display bike through the store and claim you’re taking it for a test drive.

8. Play frozen pizza Frisbee toss.

7. Start a game of hide and seek and see how many people you can get to join in.

6. Pull lawn chairs over to the demo tv’s and watch.

5. Hog the video game demos.

4. Put Kool-Aid in the toilets.

3. Throw a big exercise ball down the aisle and yell, “Go Pikachu Go.”

2. While looking at weapons in the hunting department, ask where the anti-depressants are.

And the number one thing I like to do when I’m bored at WalMart

1.Grab a basket full of condoms and birth control products and go to the oldest check-out person.


  1. ROFL! Love it! And I despise Wal-Mart also.

  2. This is so freakin funny! I can't stand going to Wal-Mart, but these are hysterical :)

  3. Hehe! Thanks for my Friday laugh!

  4. I've done 5 of the 10! Life in a small town with no where else to shop because Wal-Mart has caused all the mom-and-pops to close!

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    It's a great laugh and it makes me realize why I hate going in there!

  5. LOL! I used to work at Hell-Mart. They treat their employees worse than their customers! I hate shopping in there now.

  6. LOL!! A nice celebration of your LAST EVER visit to WalMart. Sure hope it's true!!!! Y'know, you never know when you're stuck in Cincinnati again, wishin' for a Target!!

  7. Girl, we think alike! I had JUST went into Walmart the other day to get some groceries (because my husband saw that stupid ad on tv says you can save all that money a year)... anyways, I am NOT a fan. Target Rules! I'll have 2 less cafe mochas from starbucks a week to make up the other couple bucks by shopping elsewhere! Great post... love the hunting dept. comment!

  8. I love number 2. You crack me up. I too despise WalMart and never go unless faced with no other option and in complete desperation. Target is the only way to go.

  9. OK, #2 about asking where the anti-depressants in the weapons aisle made me snort. Good job.

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