So I got another email from Mr. Cologne.
I’m not going to go out with him again no matter how hard he tries, but I have to be honest and tell you that his emails totally crack me up.
Here is the one I got today:
Hey He Who Laughs Last,
Now that spring weather is right around the corner please join me for sushi and rollerblading. What? Don’t laugh, you know it just makes sense.
Looking forward to hearing from you,
Seriously? Doesn’t that make you laugh?
You know what makes me laugh even more?
I just can’t stop picturing him showing up to go rollerblading with knee pads, elbow pads, and a helmet all while wearing spandex biking shorts and a wife beater.
Yeah…that’s how “not my type” he was.