Lessons learned last week

Just because you drink 48 oz of water in 30 minutes, it doesn’t mean you will be able to pee in a cup on command.

I just may have to build my family an ark if Mother Nature continues to be on PMS.

I may need to start selling myself on the street corner in order to pay for all of the things my kids think we need to have.

Adults don’t always act like adults under high stress situations.

I miss the Jersey Shore. This statement does not make me proud.

Watching my son play basketball is highly stressful, and he is only in the 4th grade.

Good things come to those who wait.

Just because you pay a lawn service to take care of your yard, it doesn’t mean they know what they are doing. Sorry neighbors, my yard is going to be the white trash yard of the neighborhood until next year.

Always be good to your friends, you never know when you might have a princess in the group.

I’ve still got it!