Fools in Love
Welcome to today's post where I attempt to weave in Top Ten Friday with Project Love, for the last time! Can you believe February is almost over? And when February ends, so does Project Love. I have to admit, it kind of makes me sad.
Anyway, today I give you Fools in Love where I share with you what I think are the craziest Hollywood train wreck couples and why. Enjoy!
10.Tom Cruise & Katie Holmes
I know this will piss a bunch of you off, but any woman who towers over her husband by more than three or four inches, oh, who am I kidding, any woman who towers over her husband by any amount of inches whatsoever, totally freaks me out.
9.Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie
These guys are on my train wreck celebrity couples list just because they both always look like they need a bath. I feel dirty just posting about them. I'm off to shower!
8.Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson
No explanation necessary!
7.Kourtney Kardashian & Scott Disick
This couple is one of the many reality train wreck couples on the show Keeping up with the Kardashians. My disdain for this couple is three fold, first, I can't stand it when a couple's claim to fame is socializing, it really irks me, second, Scott is an ass that Treats Kourtney horribly, and finally Kourtney is a very selfish wet noodle. I can't help but feel sorry for the child they just brought into this world.
6.Tiger & Elin Woods
No explanation really necessary on this one either. However, I honestly do hope that they find a way to work through the issues, but I am not confident that that will ever happen. I predict divorce, maybe not now, but definitely within five years.
5.Jake Pavelka (The Bachelor) and Whomever he chooses on MondayLet's face it, this years Bachelor has S-U-C-K-E-D, sucked! If he pickes Viennahe gets a very immature girl with an unhealthy obsession of her father, however, if he picks Tenleyhe gets a woman who was crushed by her ex husband when he cheated on her a year ago. The way I see it, it's a no win situation, neither woman is ready for a relationship!
4.Heidi Montag & Spencer Pratt
Need I say more than, I think "Plastic Girl" and "Flesh Colored Beard Boy" deserve each other?
3.Travis Barker & Shanna Moakler
Seriously, you are probably asking yourself, "who are these people?" Well, apparently he is in a band, and she used to be Ms. America, or something like that...whoever they are, they came to be know via reality TV as a couple that can't seem to break up and get back together enough. I think they beat the break up/get back together record of Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.
2.Charlie Sheen & Brooke Mueller
Oh what can I say about these two addiction addicts? Wether it be porn, sex, women, drugs, alcohol or abuse, this relationship has seen the gamet. Eventually you just hope they will go away and clean up their acts, but I have a feeling this recent episode of humilitating each other publicly is only the beginning.
And last, but certainly not least, my number one craziest Hollywood train wreck couple is....
1.John Mayer & Anyone
Seriously people, if you are dumb enough to ride the crazy train that is John Mayer, then you deserve all the press that comes your way.
Love is a Battlefield.