Open Letters

Dear Lindsey,

Bottom line...you did the crime, you do the time! Just because you are a celebrity doesn't mean you can drive intoxicated, skip probation hearings, and avoid court orders.

Grow up and become accountable for your actions!

Love,
Me
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Dear Boss,

Attending company dinners and meetings on my time is not my idea of fun, no matter how excited your voice sounds when you ask me to attend.

Your Loyal Employee,
Julie
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Dear Hamilton & Gibson,

When I ground you from your iPod Touch and DS games because you aren't responsible enough to remember to bring them home from the restaurant, I'm doing it out of love. It doesn't mean that I don't like you, think your an idiot, or hate you. I am just trying to show you that there are always going to be consequences to your actions.

I love you no matter what!
Mom
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Dear Neighbors,

It's July 7th...enough with the fireworks already. My kids may never sleep if you don't stop setting them off past midnight. And if my kids don't sleep, it means I don't sleep, and when I don't sleep, I become very grumpy!

Happy July 7th!
Your Friendly Neighbor
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Dear Sleep,

Where art thou?

Love,
A Grumpy Julie
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Dear Stress,

Please go away! I am asking you nicely this time!

Love,
A Sleep Deprived Julie
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Dear Fellow Hueston Woods Creek Walkers,

Please, please, please pick up your trash. I beg you to stop throwing water bottles and cigarette butts into the creeks. It not only ruins the environment, but it also hampers my kids ability to have a good time because we spend most of our time picking up after your lazy asses!

Love,
An Environmentally Friendly Girl
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