So, it's no secret...I'm in a funk!
I'm stressed at work.
My personal life sucks.
And if the Bachelorette doesn't start to pick up in intensity soon I may just end my life! Kidding, of course, but come on ABC...I want to give you props for a good show, but I just can't do it. Last nights episode of the Bachelorette made me want to rip my eyeballs out again.
But before I get to the very brief (and by very brief, I mean 4 sentences) recap of last nights yawnfest, I give you this...
This was the wrapper on a piece of Dove Chocolate I ate this morning. And quite honestly it's the only thing, besides my girlfriends on Sunday night, that have put a smile on my face in the past couple of weeks.
Thank you Dove!
Now onto the breif recap of Yawnfest Episode 6, or something like that...I can't keep track when I'm bored to tears!
Here are my thoughts on last nights episode...
1. Cape Cod Chris- I will be your shoulder to cry on when Ali dumps you, because she will. Your the best one on the show which means you will get the boot. And I just want to make it clear to you that when that happens, don't be sad, because I am much better for you, I promise! I love your dad, your family, and your dog! My kids would love all of you guys too...I'm just saying!
2. Roberto- Seriously, we all know how much I love a man in uniform...especially the kind with tight pants. YUMM-O! This is the man that Ali will pick, but their relationship won't last long. He is to good for her, just like she says. He will bore of her quickly, I promise!
3. Frank- Who the hell gave him permission to wear his grandpa's old button down cardigan and loose fitting v-neck wife beater on a date, let alone national television? What was he thinking.
4. Kirk- I like you, you are cute, but we all know that your dad's taxidermy business is what blew your chances with Ali. As much as she said it didn't...it did, trust me! From one animal lover to another...we like our animals alive and not frozen in your basement freezer!