To the guy next to me at the red light, I can see you picking your nose…even through tinted windows, please stop.
You can never convince a 10 and 7 year old that their grumpy and whiney behavior is due to the fact that they are tired. They never think they are tired.
A weekly manicure and pedicure is the best thing a girl could do for herself.
Flashing my way to the front row of a Motley Crue concert in my 20’s was a thrill. Doing it in my 40’s could be a reality in the next couple of weeks, this both excites me and frightens me at the same time.
This week my dad took my kids to see a movie. He gave them two choices, either Green Lantern, or Mr. Popper’s Penguins. Gibson’s response was “we better see Mr. Popper’s Penguins, mommy will be mad if we go see her boyfriend without her.” Man, I love that boy, always thinking about his momma!
One thing I both love and hate about my new job is that they highly encourage employees to bring a spouse or significant other to most company functions/meetings/seminars. That’s a lot of pressure for a girl without a significant other anywhere in sight.
I have 3 weeks and 3 days to find a “significant other”. I’m not feeling good about my chances.
Wonders how my brothers and I ever survived without XBOX, Wii, iPods, cell phones, and cable television.
WARNING: if you ask a child for thoughts on what you are wearing, they WILL BE HONEST with you! And I quote Gibson verbatim this weekend…”mom, if you wear that dress, you will be single for the rest of your life.” I wore the dress anyway, and now more than ever, I believe his every word.
Wishing my house clean, does NOT make my house clean.
I love my new Nook…hence the reason my house is not clean.
Having dinner with new girlfriends is awesome! But when one of those new girlfriends is texting/IM’ing on her cell phone the entire evening, it becomes very clear that she will NOT be a new girlfriend. I don’t have time for people that won’t take five minutes to get to know me and realize that I can be more entertaining than a damn cell phone in a nice restaurant….bitter, party of 1?
Sunday, June 26, 2011
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ReplyDeleteOh my hell!!! That is SO rude!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm talking about the texting chick, not your son's critique of your outfit, by the way. ;-)
Maybe if you flash the nose picker, he will be your date to coporate events
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