If you are anything like me, you make resolutions every year only to break them before the month of January is even over.
Well, this year I am making one resolution…and that is to diet. I know if I could just lose a few pounds I would feel a lot better about myself.
And to make that happen, I have one lifestyle change that I am going to make. No, I’m not going to eat any different, no I’m not going to change my exercise routine any, and no, I’m not going to mentally convince myself that I need to do either of these things.
No, this year, I’m doing things different.
And by different I mean, this year, every time I think I am hungry I will commence with naked jumping jacks in front of the mirror...no matter where I am!
Yep, that’s my plan! Just the thought of that alone makes me want to throw up a little bit in my mouth.
I apologize in advance to anyone who may see me performing this desperate ritual, but hey, desperate times call for desperate measures, right?