Things that make me go "hmmmm" (Celebrity edition)

1. Meg Ryan & John Mellencamp



...I'm sorry people, I just don't get it! This pairing is about as strange as ice cream and pickles. I like ice cream and I like pickles, but I just don't like them together.

2. Camille Grammer



...in case you aren't aware, she is in the process of an ugly divorce from Kelsey Grammer of Cheers and Frazier fame. She is also one of the housewives on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

She wonders why people don’t like her. Maybe it’s the fact that she has four nannies for 2 kids, thinks she is a star because she danced for Club MTV in the 80’s and thinks that women don’t like her because they are all jealous of her and her beauty. Yep, she hit the nail on the head…those are all legitimate reasons I don't like her.

3. The break up of Jake Gyllenhal and Taylor Swift



Really? Are you really surprised that this relationship didn’t work? Jake was pretty much quoted as saying he “just wasn’t feeling it anymore”…I guess that’s what happens when you are some 15+ years apart in age…wake up and smell the coffee Jake…you have absolutely nothing in common with a 21 year old!

4. Brett Favre



Brett, my friend, when will you get the hint that women just aren’t interested in seeing your junk and men no longer wish to see you play football? Please move on from both sexting and football gracefully. I’m begging you!

5. Coco, Ice-T's wife



Is it just me, or does this bikini look like it would be a little painful to wear? I’m just saying.

6. Hugh Heffner and Crystal Harris



He must have a huge…ahem…bank account people, bank account! Why else would 24
year old Crystal Harris have any interest whatsoever in an 80 some year old Hugh Hefner? I shouldn’t judge, but I definitely don’t buy that they are in love…again with the age difference…I just don’t get it.

7. And last but not least, watch this very short video of Ellen DeGeneres reciting an excerpt from Snookie's new book. It doesn't necessarily make me go "hmmm" but it definitely made me crack up!

All is right with the world

Wow! Has it really been almost three weeks since I have blogged? I can’t believe it…time flies, huh?

I can’t believe all of the love I’ve gotten from my blogging buddies who apparently miss me. I know, the thought just seems crazy. Seems you guys enjoy living through my misery…huh, who would have thought that my misery could make so many people laugh? Ok, maybe not laugh, but many of you have voiced how happy it makes you to know that you aren’t the only ones who date losers and have bad dating stories just like mine.

Hey…we are all in this together, right?

So, I guess I will start by saying how sorry I am for my lapse in posting. Believe it or not I have a few very good excuses, really, I do!

Hear me out.

First, the holidays! They are hectic! Come on, it’s ok to admit that to us, we are all friends here. Whether you are a single parent or part of a loving relationship, there just never seems to be enough hours in the day, especially around the holidays, to get things done. The cooking, baking, buying, wrapping, eating, partying, and drinking just seem to get in the way of the everyday stuff.

Second, my dad has been pretty sick the past couple of weeks and trying to get him healthy while still trying to work full time and be a good mom, has proved to be somewhat of a challenge. Thank God my brothers have been around to help. Next week though…back to reality and handling it all on my own.

And last but definitely not least…I have a recently had the pleasure of having an awesome guy come into my life. It’s funny how when you least expect it, and don’t want it, the perfect guy just walks in and makes himself comfortable. As always, I like to nickname the boys in my life, I will call him, Mr. Perfect for Me. And as usual, I probably won’t be sharing a lot about him…at least until he eff’s it up, and I’m pretty confident he won’t eff things up between us.

So there you have the down low…I will be gradually weaning myself back into the world of blogging. I hate that I haven’t been writing these past few weeks. I’m just not myself when I don’t write. I haven’t even worked on my book, that’s how crazy my life has been.

But, it’s like I always say, what’s good for the goose (me) is good for the gander(you guys). Ok, I don’t think I have ever said that, but I needed a good transition into another paragraph. The point I was trying to make, is that I’m back! I have no idea what I’m going to write about, because I usually write about my crazy dating life…but I don’t forsee having any horror stories in my near future.

Hmmmmmm…….any suggestions?